A while ago I posted a friend’s favorite phone message, “Listen because our options have changed.” Well I have a few more and some written ones which also seem useless.
1- Window Sign- ‘We are renovating for your convenience.” yeah sure
2- Phone message- “press one for more options or 5 for call back number.” Has anyone ever pressed 1 or 5?
3-Outside envelope- “Time-sensitive account information.” read- throw this in the trash.
4-Another one- “Limited time offer.” On that one I’d like to write a letter six months after receipt and find out how limited.
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