We went to see the new Woody Allen movie and because the theater was showing the same movie at three theaters it wasn’t at all crowded. I whispered a few things, very quietly bearly audible and the guy about three seats away in the empty theater starting shushing me. If it really bothered him he could have moved but I think he was a serious shusher. He was middle aged and looked a little like a frog. What I really wanted to do was say real loud “rivit rivit!!”
Or maybe even suggest we meet outside after the movie, but of course I just shushed up.