A good friend, who is a fisherman in Montauk said the recent post about the monkeys wasn’t funny and suggested I post  so of these old chestnuts below.
First Groucho:
Chairman: We are looking for a Treasurer.
Assistant: Yes, sir. Our former Treasurer disappeared a month ago.
Chairman:  That’s the one we are looking for.
Then a Henny Youngman pastiche.  First, my all time favorite:
Locker room neighbor:  Wow, I never noticed that before.  How long have you been wearing a girdle?
Henny:  Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment of my car.
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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week!”
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Doctor says to a man, “You’re pregnant!” The man says, “How does a man get pregnant?” The doctor says, “The usual way – a little wine, a little dinner….”
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A man goes to a psychiatrist. “Nobody listens to me!” The doctor says, “Next!”
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A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, “You’re crazy” The man says, “I want a second opinion!”  The doctor says, “Okay, you’re ugly too!”
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“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.” The doctor says, “Don’t answer!”
Now none of these jokes are mine and I would give you the other blogger’s site but that would mean that he would siphon off some of my loyal readers and that is something up with which I will not put. So at least if you don’t like the jokes and think that it untypical of my blog, blame him!
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  1. I had several Henny Youngman albums so i knew his material well, and also saw him on TV in the days before 60″ HD flat screens, so I must add one of my favorites:

    Man goes to the doctor and says Doc, it hurts when I do this.
    Doctor: Don’t do it.

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